I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So vagazzling was a success
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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