I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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