he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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