He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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