sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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