I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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