Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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