I never want to see another naked old woman again.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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