So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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