I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
