Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Alive.
So much puke
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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