Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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