Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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