I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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