Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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