I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She's the barista slut.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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