i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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