Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wish they made helmets for livers.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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