She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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