i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just want nice things and good sex
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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