He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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