But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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