yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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