Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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