my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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