i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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