Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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