i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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