just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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