Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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