PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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