2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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