he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
