Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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