Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
