Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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