Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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