Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Need sex. Gaining weight.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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