Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
did you just send me my own nude
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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