Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize