Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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