Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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