And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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