Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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