You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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