Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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