but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
