it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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