Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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