You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I lost the right to judge tonight
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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