She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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