He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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